HellMog
Wednesday, 4 April 2018
MOG 2017
Leaving work at 2pm on wednesday i met up with another couple of Morgans and we started the drive to molde. The actual event would not start until thursday but since it was close to 600km to get to the starting point we had decided to break the journey up and cover the distance over 2 days. As with many of the big morgan trips starting from Trondheim it was pissing it down with rain.
The drive to Molde took circa 3 hours and it rained constantly. The hotel we stayed at was called the sail and was aptly named as such as it was architectural designed to look like a sail over the ford.
The next morning was an early start, it was again pissing down with rain. The plan was to take a ferry across the fjord and then drive down the west coast through 221 mountain peaks. Unfortunately the weather was so bad we saw only 1 of the 221 peaks. That was somewhat disappointing but after 230 km we reached the meeting point where another 35 Morgans from the south of Norway would be joining us. When they finally turned up we had a lunch of wild meat stew and salad.
The hotel in Fløro was again right on the fjord edge. This would be the base for 2 nights. The next day there was no driving but a boat trip to a small island. The boat was a beautiful old lady made out of wood, unfortunately the weather again was awefull and what should have been a fantastic scenic trip on the fjord was rarther a foggy and misty affair. The island was idylic and we were invited to view an artist gallery and visit the main building on the island that was now a working museum.
Reaching Flåm
Monday, 31 August 2015
Wooden Car Festival 2015
Sometimes we should express our gratitude for the small and simple things like the scent of the rain, the taste of great food and the sound of a loved ones voice.
After 2 weeks of wonderful blue skies and a balmy 20C waking to find some of the heaviest torrential rain id seen in months was somewhat depressing. I didn't need a Morgan I needed an arc. However this was the weekend for the wooden car festival so in true British spirit it was out to the garage. My wife helped clean the car and while I was under it greasing the old ladies nipples my wife was polishing the gear nob. After suitable innuendos had been expressed by both parties and the 30 minute battle to put the roof on had resulted in scraped fingers and a good deal of grunting and swearing I was ready
to start the 400km trip to Nythun mountain hotel. Pulling out of the driveway and seeing my wife waving to me left me feeling somewhat guilty, but someone had to look after the kids, 'apparently'. Food, love, career and mothers, the four major guilt groups. However 10 minutes of driving later i felt like stripping naked painting myself blue and running around like a crazed Scotsman screaming FREEDOM.
Here they had produced roofing tiles for many years but world economy had made this an infeasible business and it was now closed down. However they where building a museum to show how the tiles had been fabricated but that was still somewhere in the future. It was an interesting trip and with the added bonus of a 2km walk around the site we where suitably exercised to hop on the buss and travel to a local brewery.
seasonal). We had lunch at the farm and the opportunity of sampling the 3 all year beers. By the third beer i was in fine form, each was exceedingly tasty and tasted better than the previous, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder and after 3 beers i was seeing a great deal of beauty in the surrounding nature and at the bottom of the glass.
Back into the cars and then a drive round the other side of the lake coming to a farm that made its own rakfish. As far as i can understand this is some type of rotten fish, a speciality that is often eaten at Christmas. Unfortunately time was ticking by and i had to leave by 2pm to make the journey back to Trondheim and be back at a reasonable hour. The drive back took the same route as was equally awe inspiring.
Many people think Norway is a bad country for a Morgan with the long winters and snow. For a good 4 to 5 months the cars are packed away for the winter. However Norway also has some of the most spectacular scenery in the world with mountain roads designed for Morgans. This was another fantastic trip with the Norwegian Morgan club and considering the amount of food and drink consumed on this gourmet tour i think it will be a week or so before i dare place foot on the scales.
Sunday, 31 May 2015
MOG 2015
MOG 2015 was held in Trondelag this year, my home county a little North of Trondheim on a small island called Inderoy. A fine fjord hotel had been reserved for the members and close to 40 Morgans where expected to arrive from across Norway. The furthest afield was from Kristandsand over 700km away.
For weeks i had high hopes of good weather, however Mark Twain once said when ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkle but in showers. When i left work it was, for a better description, absolutely pissing it down and continued to do so for most of the weekend. A short 2 hours later i arrived at the hotel having found new ways water could stream into the car. My left leg was absolutely drenched as was most of the inside even though the roof had been on. I drove into the car park and was heartened to see the hotel had arranged a lot of spare parts for the 40 arriving Morgans all neatly piled up in the corner of the car park.

As i had been part of the organizing committee i arrived a little early to see if any assistance was required but ended up enjoying a beer and a glass of wine while waiting for the cars to arrive. One after another they turned up and started filling up the car park all with roofs on until our intrepid president of the Norwegian Morgan society turned up with the roof down. It seems you do not have to visit the madhouse to find disordered minds, our club is the mental institution of Norway as shortly after a second Morgan arrived also with the roof down. People started piling into the hotel finding rooms and ordering drinks. At 7 we all met for dinner and a few more drinks, which would become a
predominate theme during the weekend.
Next morning dawned, breakfast was consumed and we all piled out of the hotel to start the days trip. Unfortunately heavy rain, Lucas electronic, and old cars do not mix and there where many cars turning the engine with little result. However after half an hour all the cars roared into life and we could eventually start the days trip. As we left the hotel many guests popped outside to see, photograph and video close to 40 Morgans. There were many drivers that revved up the car a tad more than necessary as we left, but who can blame them. The noise and the ever extending row of morgans in front of me sent shivers down my spine, there is something really magical being in a morgan traffic jam.
The trip for the day was close to 80 km visiting national heritage sites, farms and museums. The road although very wet wound through some lovely country side on small narrow roads. Our first stop was Stiklestad, this is where King Olav the holy died after converting Norway to Christianity (by the sword). We were shown around by a guide but the rain was so heavy we eventually retired to the basement where they had a small exhibition instead of tramping around outside. A rather cosy fire in the visitors center also attracted a fair share of morganeers. After an hour of so most of us were relatively dry although my left leg was still quite soggy, however it was time to drive onward.
The next stop was an old farm for lunch and for a brief instant it actually stopped raining, some of the clouds cleared and blue sky was seen. The lunch was spekemat. Basically dried meets, bread and salad which was very nice. The farm specialized in deer so we also had some deer stew which was exceedingly good !
On the second floor in one of the buildings the beginnings of a museum was under way with many exhibits showing the life and history of the working farm over the last several decades.
The next morning was a somewhat slower start. Many foggy and tired heads consumed coffee and prepared for the days trip. The final touring day would see us drive the golden route. A picturesque route with many small local farms and businesses. The first stop was at a farm that produced and slaughtered its own meat.
The next stop was a short drive down to the local harbour to see the view and invest in a much needed ice cream. The harbour had a few locals and tourists walking around so when 40 Morgans passed through the sleepy hamlet and parked up it created quite a stir. Many pictures and locals examining the cars in depth as well as a host of questions left little time to enjoy the view and appreciate the natural beauty of the surroundings.
The final party of the days journey had us stopping in a small village to look at some famous artists work. Somewhat ironically they where transitioning between exhibitions so the walls where largely bare although there was a very large mound of wood right in the middle of the exhibition hall that left me scratching my head and wondering what the world was coming to. The village was however exceedingly pretty with some wonderful scenery to admire.
For weeks i had high hopes of good weather, however Mark Twain once said when ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkle but in showers. When i left work it was, for a better description, absolutely pissing it down and continued to do so for most of the weekend. A short 2 hours later i arrived at the hotel having found new ways water could stream into the car. My left leg was absolutely drenched as was most of the inside even though the roof had been on. I drove into the car park and was heartened to see the hotel had arranged a lot of spare parts for the 40 arriving Morgans all neatly piled up in the corner of the car park.
predominate theme during the weekend.
Next morning dawned, breakfast was consumed and we all piled out of the hotel to start the days trip. Unfortunately heavy rain, Lucas electronic, and old cars do not mix and there where many cars turning the engine with little result. However after half an hour all the cars roared into life and we could eventually start the days trip. As we left the hotel many guests popped outside to see, photograph and video close to 40 Morgans. There were many drivers that revved up the car a tad more than necessary as we left, but who can blame them. The noise and the ever extending row of morgans in front of me sent shivers down my spine, there is something really magical being in a morgan traffic jam.
The next stop was an old farm for lunch and for a brief instant it actually stopped raining, some of the clouds cleared and blue sky was seen. The lunch was spekemat. Basically dried meets, bread and salad which was very nice. The farm specialized in deer so we also had some deer stew which was exceedingly good !
On the second floor in one of the buildings the beginnings of a museum was under way with many exhibits showing the life and history of the working farm over the last several decades.
After a couple of hours munching away it was finally time to leave. There where no planned activities so people could go for a solo drive or just return to the hotel. Not to far away id learned there was a brewery which seemed a perfect destination. Unfortunately i drove the wrong way, since my wife was not with me "guiding me" this was quite surprising as my sense of direction is impeccable. I ended up on what seemed to be a 7 km continuous pot hole which with the returned rain, the soggy leg and the back jarring suspension was an experience in its own right. However i finally found the brewery and bought a couple of rather delicious local ales.
The drive back to the hotel was enjoyable with some lovely scenic country roads and for a short time the rain even eased off.
After returning to the hotel a few drinks and then a formal 4 course dinner with a wine menu i was well and truly ready for bed. One of the delights of traveling on these Morgan trips is not having young children waking you up at the crack of dawn but it seems the body clock gets attuned and even without a 5 year old jumping on me i still woke up way to early.
The farmer had also just invested heavily in a distillery at the farm and had just casked the first batch of Aquavit. The cask would be ready 6th of November so no samples where available for purchase for later consumption. However we where given a guided tour around the farm and distillery which was pretty interesting. At this point we had our first car casualty with one of the older models have issues with the clutch cable. This was fixed in short order by a wealth of people will tools and experience and the car was on the road again in short order.
The final part of the journey was a drive to one of the most beautiful bridges in Norway. Unfortunately my photography skills leave much to be desired especially when trying to take a picture one handed while driving at speed. It was however an impressive engineering feat and quite spectacular.
We returned to the hotel for yet more drinks and dinner. The next morning was an early start for many since alot of the cars had traveled from Oslo over 500km away.
Some final words of wisdom with regards to MOG2015. Remember life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to drive in the rain !
Sunday, 15 June 2014
MOG 2014
At 10am i waved good buy to my wife and kids as they started there trip to Molde. The plan was to stop every hour and allow the kids out for a break and have an ice cream. Id start a little later with the rest of the morgans traveling from Trondheim.
At 11am i drove to Stjordal to meet up with the other 2 Morgans, owned by Karl and Hans Kristian. When they arrived we started our trip to Molde. There now exists a very good direct motor way for most of the way but we decided to take the old road which runs by the fjord and is very twisty. The weather was blisteringly hot and we could drive in more or less shirts. Unfortunately i had forgotten to put on any sun cream and by the end of the day i was to end up with a very red face and a burnt noise but the drive was excellent.
After investigating the hotel for an hour the children went out for pizza and i joined the other MOG members for a glass of wine and a chat on the patio next to the fjord. This was followed by an informal dinner at the hotel with a spicy Bacleoue. A couple of beers and i hit a brick wall, after driving all day the stress of failing brakes and a couple of beers i was dead tired and retired early to bed.
Next morning arrived and we where greeted with an overcast sky, the weather forecast was for sun later so all would be good. After breakfast we prepared the cars and another check of the brakes showed they where fully functional. The drive started at 10pm and 50 Morgans drove out. Two buses decided to stop and let us all out so we could all drive together which was jolly nice of them. One unfortunate member (one of the 3 of us that had driven down from Trondheim) had decided to fill his car with diesel directly before the start and was waiting for the repair van to come and fix the issue. This unfortunately meant he was out for the day.
The first part of the drive had us driving little country roads towards Bud. A little over an hour later we arrived and parked up. At Bud is an old fort with fantastic views out over the Atlantic ocean. A short stop allowed us to clamber around the fortifications and admire the views. After half an hour we clambered back into our cars and headed down the Atlantic road towards Hustad.
The next stop was a bit of surprise we parked up next to a building in the countryside that looked like an old farm. A number or ancient tractors in various states of decay stood outside and we all stood around wondering what we where doing here. A short time later a coach arrived we all clambered in and where driven 700 meters into a mountain. At this point we found out that we had arrived at a working mine for marble. Inside we found part of the mine flooded with ground water and took boats out further into the mine looking at the various caves lighting and rock formations. This was just awesome and all my photos completely failed to produce anything reflecting the real marvel of this trip. After the boat trip we took lunch in a large cavern where we where served Sod, a Trondelag delicacy of soup with various meets and vegetables floating around in it. The whole mine experience was truly a superb experience and completely unexpected.
Arriving back we had about an hour or so to relax take a beer and prepare for a formal dinner.
After lunch we took the second car and drove back to Bud so the children could have some time to clamber round the fortifications and ware themselves out for an hour or two. We had bought some massive cakes at the cafe and enjoyed munching through those perched next to some massive cannons and enjoying the view out over the fjord. Eventually it was time to return to the hotel. The kids went out for Chinese food and i joined the Morganeers for the final meal of the event. This time we clambered into coaches and where driven up a mountain to a little cabin with spectacular views over Molde. We enjoyed a good lamb stue and a few glasses of wine along with some final speeches. One particular entertaining speech was how fjordmog now had a facebook site. Conversation stopped at my table and several of the members scratched there head and wondered what they where going to do with that info. Taking this in context a lot of the members are pretty elderly and have no inclination or desire to start with facebook. I on the other hand immediately logged on and became a member of the group.
After dinner we started the walk down the mountain using a nature trail. If we walked straight down it was only 4kms. However half way down we stopped at a little cabin where beer and wine had been piled up so we could enjoy a final dram enjoying the endless nights with views over Molde and the Atlantic.The evening finished with a final tramp through the forest to our hotel.
I At the top of the road they had built a magnificent viewing point so people could look back at what they had driven up. A short stop to take photos and and admire the view and then i waved good buy to my fellow morganeers and
MOG2015 will be held by the members of Mog Of Hell in Trondheim. Looking at the spectacular success where out of the 3 main organisational members one drove us the wrong way over a mountain, the second filled his car with diesel and the third drove over a mountain without breaks it should be a roaring success !
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